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me to my significant other: you should watch this show
s/o: yeah maybe
me: let me rephrase that, if you value this relationship-
me to my significant other: you should watch this show
s/o: yeah maybe
me: let me rephrase that, if you value this relationship-
Teacher: You can't write an essay overnight.
Exam: You have one hour to write an essay.
gamer: did you play this game as a kid
me: no
gamer: i must be way older than u
me: actually i was just poor
The moon has known me all my life
this is the most comforting thing I’ve read so far in 2018
I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.
